A Pair of Total Morons salute everyone in the U.S. Military and their families. Thanks for letting us be morons.





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We don't ask for much. Really. Here we are, every weekday providing hilarious and insightful commentary on the people and things that permeate your world. It's not always easy. Tom-O and I both have jobs, social lives. Well, maybe not social lives, but jobs. Still, every weekday, there we are.

We can't carry the load by ourselves. So, we thought it would be fun to open the door to our wonderful visitors. A weekend guest rate. Just put together a little something to share. We waited patiently all week, checking the ole g-mail account. Nothing. Not even a sniff.

I know you are out there. I know I know most of you. I know that most of you do nothing. You couldn't muster up enough energy to rate one lousy thing.

Pssh. For shame.

So, it is with a heavy heart that I inform you, our readers, that you are :

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  1. TomOSeptember 7, 2009 at 11:33 AM

    Yeah!

    Even people that don't comment but I know check this site. (Our DC contigent.)

    Get off your asses from planning Kickball/flipcup sunday's and take 5 minutes to write about something that pisses you off.

    Our hometown chums of Elmhurst/New York/Michigan...get off YOUR asses from, well, you really don't do much but collectively have a drinking problem. So odds are you'll read this drunk and forget you actually read it. So nevermind.

    It needs to be our sober East Coast friends.

    Or Mark every week.

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  2. TomOSeptember 7, 2009 at 11:34 AM

    ...and it just dawned upon me that most of our East Coat friends are not in fact sober most of the time.

    ...and the one that probably is most consistently (Colleen) is going to go crazy after Tuesday when she's done taking doctors tests and stuff.

    We're screwed Rizzo.

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