Pink

I want to like Pink. I do. (Don't let Commentor Bluth tell you otherwise.) But here we go, as I did with KE$A and as Rizzo did with NICKELBACK, its music week here at thiswebsiteisunderrated, and I will have to use Pink's words to U + Ur Hand to rate her. So here we go...


Pink: Check it out Going out On the late night Looking tight Feeling niceIt's a cock fightI can tellI just knowThat it's going downTonight,

Me: Starts off ok. She feels 'tight'(weird) and is feeling nice. Got no problems, still love me some Pink...for now.

Pink: At the door we don't wait cause we know them At the bar six shots just beginningThat's when dick head put his hands on me But you see,...

Me: Huh, she did six shots but she's just beginning? So, we've established she's a total drunk. I guess that would also explain how she got in really quick without waiting, either that or she's a good looking gal. Maybe both. Either way she's bragging about being a drunken VIP, i'm a little concerned. Let's see where this goes.





Pink (REFRAIN) :I'm not here for your entertainmentYou don't really want to mess with me tonightJust stop and take a secondI was fine before you walked into my lifeCause you know it is overBefore it beganKeep your drink just give me the moneyIt's just you and your hand tonight

Me: You know what? I'm going to wait til the end of this post to talk about the refrain, I need time to collect my thoughts. First read? She comes off like a bitch. But I'll wait til the end to let you know how I really feel. In the meantime...

Pink: MidnightI'm drunkI don't give a fuck Wanna danceBy myselfGuess you're outta luck Don't touchBack upI'm not the one Buh bye Listen up it's just not happeningYou can say what you want to your boyfriendsJust let me have my fun tonightAiight

Me: First off, aiight? Excuse me Pink I believe you were trying to say "alright." Let's not try to act like a badass here, alright would've been just fine. Second, who wants to dance by themselves? Like even if you don't want me to dance with you, wouldn't you want to dance with a friend? When I see people dancing by themselves I find them slightly pathetic. And despite what you say, you clearly do "give a fuck" otherwise you wouldn't be so hostile towards me trying to dance with you. People who don't "give a fuck" are cool having a casual dance with a stranger. I'm trying to like you, but its not working out. Let's see if your mood brightens throughout the song.

Pink: In the corner with your boys you bet up five bucksTo get the girl that just walked in but she thinks you suckWe didn't get all dressed up just for you to seeSo quit spilling your drinks on me yeahYou know who you areHigh fivin, talkin shit, but you're going home alone arentcha?

Me: WOW! Where to start? First of all, I don't know what dudes Pink has encountered, but I have never...EVER bet any of my friends five bucks I could get a girl. Most guys just don't do that. Quit being so cynical. And you didn't get dressed up for me to see? Really? Why did you get dressed up then? To be uncomfortable in high heels? To expose your cleavage just to glare at people when they notice?

No, you did dress up for me to see. You WANT me to see. Women dress sexy and look gorgeous for the purpose of guys to admire them, they obviously know what they're doing. And take it as a fucking compliment when I do check you out. That was your goal anyways. I would KILL for women to check me out. But apparently hot-ass Miss Pink can just get pissy when people do it to her.

FINALLY, maybe I am going home alone, but maybe that was the plan all along. I don't know what scarred you, Pink, but maybe I just wanted your number to go on a date with you later and get to know you BEFORE I went home with you. Ever think about that? Probably not, your too hell bent on being a buzz kill.(And i'm sorry I spilled my drink on you, this bar is crowded and it was an accident...don't have to be a huge bitch about it.) WHICH, brings us to her glorious refrain...

Pink: Cause I'm not here for your entertainmentYou don't really want to mess with me tonightJust stop and take a secondI was fine before you walked into my lifeCause you know it is overBefore it beganKeep your drink just give me the moneyIt's just you and your hand tonight(It's just you and your hand)

Me: Your right. You're not here for my entertainment. But um, why the hell would I keep the drink I offered to buy you and just give you the money for it? That makes no sense at all. I mean, wouldn't you want me to buy you a drink even if you weren't interested in me? Fine, i'll keep the drink but you're not getting my money. And another thing Pink....It might just be me and my hand tonight - But I can always go out and try to find a nice girl tomorrow. You'll apparently be a bitch forever.

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