I'm like 99 percent sure I have several learning disabilities - one of which is ADD. My mind tends to wander from place to place for no apparent reason at all. One of the nicest compliments i've ever received was my loving Grandma said I have "dancing eyes." While I know she meant it in the nicest of ways, I think all that really affirms is that I struggle staying focused on anything.The results? I have about 1,000 random thoughts a day.
And I'm ok with that.
Other people must have the same problem. Otherwise stuff like Twitter, Family Guy and Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy never would never be popular.
(Capt-Gorg if you get the chance maybe you can find the link to that email you sent me with about a million random thoughts.)
Bottom line - random thoughts aren't all that bad. Sometimes they even make us laugh.
So, without further adeu, as soon as I officially rate random thoughts I want this to be TWUR'S (My new acronym for ThisWebsiteisUnderRated. I was initially thinking TomRizzO but that is too close to Tom Izzo, Michigan State men's basketball coach...) Anyways I want this to be TWUR'S official Random Thoughts Open Thread.
Go ahead. Give me your best/laziest/strangest/randomest/funniest random thought. Wherever. Whenever. We don't need no friggen Twitter (but we might have to get one soon.) We don't need Family Guy. EVERYONE! ANYTIME! Give me your random thoughts! And don't be shy! If you're reading this post something! You may have Gold and don't even realize it! Because Random Thoughts are, afterall
UNDERRATED
ps - I guess I'll get it started.
...I don't think there is any food I WOULDN'T want to mix with bacon....
...Does everything have an expiration date? I gotta believe BBQ sauce could live forever...
...Even though I think Jessica Rabbit is way hotter, if I could marry any cartoon character I think I would go with April O'Neil. We'd have more in common...
...So wait, in the Intro to "Fresh Prince of Bell-Air" Does Will Smith take a taxi from West Philadelphia all the way to California? How much did that cost? Did they do it in one trip or did he and the cabby split a hotel a couple of nights? Couldn't he have just flown?....
...I wonder what percentage of America wouldn't be offended by Bum Rape Jokes. Probably the same percentage that isn't offended by Dead Baby jokes...although maybe not. Too bad we can't do a survey on this...
...What happened to that Alex Mack chick who was also in the film 'Ten Things I hate about you?' She was a lot better looking than Julia Styles, how come she dissapeared and we're stuck with Styles in the Bourne Movies?....
...I miss mid 90's rap....
(And...GO! YOUR TURN!)
bum rape is not a genre of humor....
ReplyDeleteBluth, I don't think that's a random thought. I think that's a thought based on something Tom-0 wrote, which makes it a logical thought. Albeit a ridiculous one.
ReplyDeleteDamn, now I'm guilty too.
Shit, Shit. Think, think.
Uhhh...
Jay Cutler Nude!
Dammit.
This did not go as I expected, but I have a couple of more
ReplyDelete...was it just me or did Mini-Mouse come off as a bit trampish?...
...I don't think there's anything creepier and more dated than a pay phone...
C'MONE YOU BASTARDS GET IN ON THE PARTY!
Rizzo, yours is not random either, you constantly think about that.
ReplyDeleteSalt the Snail!
I saw my first episode of "Its Always Sunny ins Philadelphia" this evening.
ReplyDeleteI understand your joke.
Haha.
Eddie Murphy would've made a good Irish pop star.
If you put a North Korean and a South Korean together in a room, would they get along?
ReplyDeleteTHE CAPTAIN! ONIONS!!!
ReplyDeleteBooboo Biggums! Slug power! Fish fry!
ReplyDeleteWhy can't they make permanent nail polish?
ReplyDelete...Why are there so many negative connotations with the word Tom? Peeping Tom, Uncle Tom...
ReplyDelete...how hard would I have to look to find coke 2?...
Who came up with the word fork?
ReplyDelete...What kind of dog do Koreans eat? Any kind of dog or is there a certain type that just tastes really good?...
ReplyDeleteWouldn't they stop the tour of the chocolate factory the second Augustus fell in the chocolate river and was sucked up in a tunnel? Like, wouldn't the police have to immediately come to Willy Wonka's factory and investigate this?
ReplyDeleteWhat happens to the ball players in Field of Dreams when they plow the corn field? Can they not return till the following fall when the corn is tall again? Can they only then play baseball for a month before it gets plowed again? Do they die again when they plow the field?
ReplyDeleteHaha wow!good question Bluth.
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