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Leftovers

The date: Tuesday, September 1st, 2009.



After a hard days work, I get home, only to understand that my two roomates (parents) are going out to dinner to celebrate their 30th anniversary. (Congratulations.)



The problem? My one roomate (mom) does not make me dinner. (I know i'm spoiled, leave me alone if your mom still made you dinner you'd take it.)



I'm an average/mediocre cook (I can make frozen shit and the occasional pasta/mac and cheese/grilled cheese/anything with cheese.) But the problem is i'm lazy.



I can go out and get food, but that requires small amounts of effort. Again, i'm lazy.



The solution? Leftovers. My roomate Jeanne happened to have made delicious spaghetti a few days prior...she made enough for about 8 people. Seeing as only three of us live here, there was extras. All I had to do was throw it in the microwave, cook it for two minutes and boom - problem solved. I have my dinner. My roomates enjoy a nice night out.



Everyone wins.



All you leftover haters, bring 'em my way. I love 'em and i'll eat 'em.



(Commentor Derek can vouche for this, I had been known to steal his leftovers when I was drunk and his roomate.)



I'm typically pro waisting things, but food is not one of them.



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4 comments:

  1. Mark Cyril FruinSeptember 2, 2009 at 4:12 PM

    Nothing beats coming home at 2 am and having thanksgiving leftovers. I'll leave parties/ bars home early that week. I'm already looking forward to it.

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  2. UnknownSeptember 2, 2009 at 6:31 PM

    agreed, now that I cook for myself, I will often purposely make too much food with the sole intention of having leftovers later.

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  3. ColleenSeptember 2, 2009 at 9:16 PM

    what about taking someone else's leftovers, you scum bag, you know you are guilty of that!

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  4. TomOSeptember 2, 2009 at 9:42 PM

    scumbag? Mua? I think you are sorely mistaken Colleen.

    And even if I am guilty of taking other peoples leftovers it most certainly wouldn't be yours.

    I like my leftovers being things that at one point had parents.

    Your hippie veggie crap just doesn't make the cut.

    And while I do love leftover thanksgiving turkey/potatoes/stuffing...I still think leftover spaghetti does the trick best for me.

    Then again I may have a different take come Thanksgiving.

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