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Sundresses


So, i've been informed that women seem to be quite fond of sundresses. Evidently they are comfortable, breezy and 'can be' inexpensive. All good things. I also have to imagine that for women it is an easy way to look stunning and not take five hours to get ready. All good things.


But i'm a man. The cost, comfort, time have no effect on me. That being said, from a mans point of view sundresses are the greatest thing ever. I love me some sundresses.


There are many things I equate to warm weather - playing bags (or cornhole as assholes call it) grilling out, softball - but sundresses definitely come to the forefront. When the sun comes out and the weather gets warmer, are people in a better mood because its nice out or because sundresses come out? I say both.


I love sundresses. I love them. Ladies, keep buying them, for the love of God if you're deciding between a sundress and ANY OTHER ARTICLE OF CLOTHING, pick a sundress. You'll be happy. Men will be happy. You'll look great, we'll appreciate it.


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7 comments:

  1. I wish we could just have an endless stream of dudes, and ladies for that matter, comment here about how great sundresses are.

    So great.

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  2. Yeah you really have to be an asshole not to like sundresses.

    Or a terrorist...I bet they don't let 'em either...just another reason why this country is awesome.

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  3. Just for Joe: sundresses are great. My friends from Michigan love them, I even sent them this post so that they could read about how much you guys appreciate the sundresses.

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  4. White is the greatest dundress color of all-time...assuming the chick is attractive and tan.

    Sidenote: Last week I saw 3 hot girls in sundresses emerge from behind a building walking along the sidewalk and immediately began to say, "I love sundresses," but was interrupted by their 300 pound friend wearing the same outfit.

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  5. 300 pounds Derek? It was a moo moo, not a sundress.

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